It's a fruit, right?

The tomato. There's some debate on whether or not it's a fruit or vegetable. I understand it's a fruit. It doesn't matter, it's in one of the major food groups. So...

It's a good thing someone invented ketchup. I think my children would starve without its existence. They drown everything in it. Not just the normal stuff, like french fries. I'm talking about eggs, toast, green beans, pretzels and even on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. You get my drift.

Today, they out did themselves. I should have been insulted. My Sunday roast. That's right, the big hunk of meat that was seasoned to perfection and cooked in my crockpot for just over 24 hours. Doused in ketchup.

Why?

And, gross.